Friday, 24 September 2010

Phineas and Ferb Destroyed Dreams (HD)

This is one of my fave songs from Phineas and Ferb. It's real name was Destroyed Dreams but then it was changed to Baliwood. It has a Bollywood theme (d'oh). One of the best parts is when the girls in purple are dancing and when Phineas sings "Where's Perryyyy"! Oh and also notice that Ferb smiles. It's only the second time that he has done it.


Saw Coraline yesterday. It was awesome. Worth a watch.

Why I Hate Dora

      From the moment I met her, I knew we weren't gonna be friends. Her weird butt-cut hairstyle, her alarmingly big head and her distasteful choice in clothes. The way she talks to everyone around her and keeps repeating herself. Her horrible Spanglish. I am talking about "Dora" the self-proclaimed "explorer".

I have several issues with this show.


What's a masked fox doing in a jungle, anyway? And why is he always taking stuff that isn't his? He would be a nice set of ear muffs. It's not like he wasn't warned. How many times does she have to say it...SWIPER NO SWIPING! Damn!

I'm a Map, I'm a Map, I'm a Map, I'm a Map I'm a MAP!

Why is the map an annoying old guy? I've known plenty annoying old guys and believe me, they get you nowhere. Dora needs a ghetto chop-shop GPS system. It could freestyle all of her directions. Big improvement, right?

Bridge, Rainforest, Stony Mountain!

Every damn pot of gold or Abuela's house or pinata filled with choco-lott-ay cannot be found by going over the bridge, through the rainforest and underneath stony mountain. Every time the same directions. Go OVER THE BRIDGE,  THROUGH THE RAINFOREST, and UNDERNEATH STONY MOUNTAIN! You know what's gonna be there next time? Me, with a big knife.

Dora The Explorer - Theme song

  Doo doo doo doo doo Dora! Doo doo doo doo doo Dora! Dora, Dora, Dora the Explor-uhhhhh! something, something, something, Extraordinorahhhhhh! Grab your backpack! Let's Go! Jump in! VAMANOS! You can lead the waaaaayy! Doo doo, Dora! Doo doo Dora! Swiper, no Swiping! Swiper, no Swiping! (oh, maaaaaaaan!) Dora theeee Explor-uhhh!"

God, how ANNOYING!!!